I recently went to the zoo with my cousin. I happen to live in a place known for a world famous zoo and it had been many years since I had last visited. I was pleasantly surprised to see wonderful new exhibits, beautiful animals and walk over many walking trails.
Also, the walking trails? Now that you’ve spent all this money on the exhibits lets spend some money on updating the map…it was less than clear. We kept ending up in the same spot (conveniently located at the bottom of a very steep hill) and no matter what trail we took we kept ending up in the damn area.
Anyways…. I was also surprised to learn that animals now have decided that I am no longer able to see them from the front. I am now only allowed to see the animals butts…
Exhibit A: This animal apparently was rescued from smugglers that were trying to bring it in to America. First rule it learned at the zoo?
Exhibit B: This zoo has amazing flamingos at the entrance as a grand welcome. I walked up to see them and this is what I saw....now I feel welcome
Exhibit C: In the aviary this bird was proudly wandering around amongst people and then it saw me and did this....
Exhibit D: Was there a memo that went out as I walked around the zoo?
Exhibit E: Two for one a horse and a donkey, I am a lucky girl!
Exhibit F: Elephants never forget? Neither do I! See if I ever recommend the zoo to anyone else ever again!
The only animal that would face me? This zen little wallaby
But even he had a warning for me:
Speaking of butts...
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Oh my god
ErinMarie, look at that butt
It’s so big, and furry
It’s looks like one of those donkey’s girlfriends
Who understands those donkeys
They only flash to her because she looks like a total lizzard
I mean that butt
It's just so big and fluffy
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's fuzzy
Look, she's just such an ass
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other lizzards can't deny
That when a donkey walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was fluffed
Deep in the jungle he’s hiding
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My friends tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my camera
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average lizzard
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat, Scalley, got it goin like a dinosaur