Failed Career Option #435

So, there are some things that I can do and some that I cannot. Today I learned another career that I am not destined for........

Hairdresser

Reason #1

Obviously there is the whole geometry issue - that I suck at math in general and really fail much more spectacularly at geometry seems like reason enough to avoid this particular profession.

Reason #2

Apparently I am a truly terrible hair color applicator. To the person to whom I did this terrible thing, I am sorry.